{"id":386,"date":"2025-04-14T07:52:59","date_gmt":"2025-04-14T11:52:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/smcderm.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2025-04-14T07:52:59","modified_gmt":"2025-04-14T11:52:59","slug":"you-think-thats-air-youre-breathing-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smcderm.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"You think that&#8217;s air you&#8217;re breathing now?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sometimes there are moments where Morpheus&#8217; famous line hits harder. Moments that cause you to take pause and eventually bring you to the only acceptable conclusion: we are living in a simulation. I recently had one of these moments. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On my last post, I wrote about walking into Target recently and having an overwhelming desire to drink a Mountain Dew. As I said, it was very strange. I don&#8217;t drink it often or at all anymore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, I recently bought a small pack of cans. Midway through drinking the damn thing I finally realize the can! I couldn&#8217;t be believe it!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"851\" height=\"1514\" src=\"https:\/\/smcderm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-04-13-at-7.21.22-PM-edited.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-388\" style=\"width:515px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smcderm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-04-13-at-7.21.22-PM-edited.jpeg 851w, https:\/\/smcderm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-04-13-at-7.21.22-PM-edited-169x300.jpeg 169w, https:\/\/smcderm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-04-13-at-7.21.22-PM-edited-576x1024.jpeg 576w, https:\/\/smcderm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-04-13-at-7.21.22-PM-edited-768x1366.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 851px) 100vw, 851px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>For the longest time, I yelled at the clouds by complaining that they changed the branding from the full spelled out name to &#8216;MTN Dew&#8217;. I hated that. It was lazy and looked horrible. But they finally brought the full spelling back! I am a huge fan of making things look nice and pretty again. Design language today is so boring and bland. This is cool! This is a step in the right direction. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I remember taking the following picture:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/smcderm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-04-13-at-7.24.37-PM.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smcderm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-04-13-at-7.24.37-PM.jpeg 640w, https:\/\/smcderm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-04-13-at-7.24.37-PM-300x225.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">May 31st, 2005<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I still have the dainty puny wrists and long fingers! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, why was I drawn to it that random Sunday night strolling through Target. Also, why would they only now decide to rebrand the logo back from the times I yearn for? I know it&#8217;s just a coincidence. I know that and I hate it. Yet there is something comforting in the thought that maybe it is a sign from something bigger. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes there are moments where Morpheus&#8217; famous line hits harder. Moments that cause you to take pause and eventually bring you to the only acceptable conclusion: we are living in a simulation. I recently had one of these moments. 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